Taarif karu kya uski….Aatif Aslam….

Amazing Aatif….the paki dude…always makes me thirsty….the more I listen him the more I wanna…the lyrics are not only….mind blowing but his voice has also the effect of making a person crazy…simply a class altogether distinct among classes….I admire him not only because the way he gives voice to those amazing lyrics….but the supreme thing is the way he fingers the strings in his music……the implementation of “the Guitar” in his presentations..….simply takes me to new horizons…awesome….simply re-booots me….music re-rebooted…..

Re chhorrrrrrrrri,,,,,Jarrra nach ke dikha……….

Juss imagine……wot imagine everybody must have seen the video of this “Raunchiest” song….’Re chhorri…’ from the new-release…”CASH”….have not seen the movie yet and don’t have even the intention to……nahi dekhna……huh….but the song….i mean….especially the video of re chhorri…simply groovy….the actresses….diya…shamita…..n da chhori…isha…and da chhoras..…..jsss chhorr na…hhuhhha….forgt the chorras…everyone wearing their attitude…with their cewl attire…..but the post material is simply………the chhori…issshhhhhha…..when ever I see her in the video…ahtitude man…loads of ahtitude she is carrying….haha….not only she is wild…but her actions are wilder than her…I juss wanna know wot she had just before the shoot…by god…..koi batao na….n da shoot…interestingly….it came to my knowledge that the whole video was one shot video…no multiple takes…..a single take…and wot a innovative thing…..the video was shooted in a maze….amazing hhaha….and the result….a raunchy video….something has arrived man…..yss…re chhorri……….Bollywood re-booted……..

Dare you reach Delhi today……..

Juss imagine….it happens many a times….nothing wrong also…I am talking about day before 15th August (the 60th Independence day),…as usual going back to Delhi from the NCR…I usually never miss a chance to be in Delhi if I have to enjoy a holiday…no to be very sure….I never miss a chance….so I was on the highway back to Delhi and as anticipated a long queue of traffic…just like a snarling serpent...covering the distance of inches in hours…..yss in hours…the mother of all reasons…the security of India…no one can question or compromise with that…yss even I will never…the foremost thing for every Indian….the security personnel were doing security checks stopping each moving vehicle….quite right because if I complain that they created this jam…then by saying that am wrong…absolutely wrong…what if they don’t indulge themselves (the security personnel) into such a security check and something goes wrong…..a blast somewhere, a terror attack and something like that…we the same people and the terrific media of India…will go after these same security personnel naha-dhoke…..alleging carelessness…..a thing which we at times witness in newspapers too…so the security check was not only right but right only…….but can’t we manage such a security check in such a manner so that the traffic remains smooth not exactly smooth but at least……it keeps on moving…not zip zap zoom…but a decent movement at the least…..not a standstill resulting into traffic jams…..impossible….why????….I don’t think so….we can do that…..of course we can do that….and one thing due to this whole episode…I wondered about…..that going by this way….the day is not far when the vehicles on Indian roads will outnumber the human beings in this country…not even a inch of the road was visible….sucha a terrific traffic jam…chaos all around…..it seemed that the vehicles of different size and models are busy chatting with themselves…and it seemed that a parliament summit is going on….re-boot India…………..

Graveyards of Dogs...Indian Roads...

Juss imagine...while driving there u visualize an obstacle from a distance...no not an obstacle..drive down near to the obstacle...u realize its a dog...dead...hitten by any vehicle...the deadly fault of the dog...who came in front of the car...or vehicle...a four-wheeler perhaps or a two-wheeler and why to leave three-wheelers. Who cares afterall it was a dog.....having a dog’s end...deserved...”kutte ki maut”....who and why to care.....it was a dog....re-boot india......

Holy cow.....and a raging bull.....

...juss imagine...the day is not far......a cow banged into a car...a honda city...why honda city....any car...the raging bull come outa car...heya dont you have ur eyes...c what you have done...how dare you scratched your back...how dare you banged...dont you know WHO I AM???...how dare you...the scratch is not there on my dahling car but its here....come see...its here on my heart.....how dare you.....i will drag hell outa you...i wont let you go without any punishment...afterall you bumped into my car...a grave crime..o my lovely dahling (the car)..see she is bleeding ...like anything and the scar...its all due to you...careless bug.....i wont spare you for such a crime.....i will drag you inside jail...will teach you a lesson you never forget....and o my god...where is your number plate....how dare you roam around without a number plate or woh v on our great indian highways.....here i gotta u...a double crime.....sobbing cow...holy cow......ashamed...afterall she did a grave mistake.........re-boot india.........

road-rage....

juss imagine..a common scene....a trafic jam and by-standers...some on roads, some on pathways, necks dangling out of the windows of the cars and in the middle two persons (may be more) fighting like dogs...not literally fighting but cursing each other like anything...the best part most of these encounters hardly go physical but...if ever...it goes the wrong way and at occassions...people vie for each others blood and at the worst...in a civilized society...a cold blooded murder in the middle of the everything...why this...the reason...a minor/major scratch, a bad bump by a cyclist, autowala, kissing cars,...the moment something like that happens...the man at other side...trasforms himself into a raging bull..........and at times even the culprit...

other day while going back from National captial territory to the core of the capital...new delhi...as usual enjoyin my music..i was in an auto...near the IIT flyover....a sleek honda city...perhaps new...juss stopped by our side...inside a decent... no... more than decent...well dressed middle aged person...n an aunt...yss the first impression...a decent well educated couple..aaayla...i saw the autodriver... tryin hard to listen somethin and...to my surprise...the guy in his honda city...was cursing the driver for something which i was not aware of..it was understood..nothing was coming out of the car...blame it on the windshield...ultimately the decent lookin person realised and lowered the glass of the window.....o my god...the decent lookin person was no more decent...he was worst than anything...even illetrates hardly use such a filthy language...not a post material....the poor autowala why poor...no i dont know i should not say poor..as anticipated was totally unmoved....may be because they face such situations so many a times during the whole day...that they become used to...the best thing...may be because he was an autowala or a nice person...kept his cool and hardly dragged himself into a sawal jawab...this has an "aag mein ghee" effect to the other side and as a result at a point he jumped even outa his car to prove his point...and more precisely to convey him more forceibly to the autowala...but the red turned green and the decent lookin man after bursting like anything...was back in his car...with a fiery look..still vieing for the blood of autowala..zip-zap-zoom..now it was my turn..."bhaiya what happened...why such drama???...o nothing bhaisaaab....ye toh hota rahta hai...before this red-light due to this... mingled traffic...perhaps the side mirror of the car (honda city)...touched the cover sheet of the Auto for a fraction of seconds.....may be the auto was trying to kiss the car....re-boot India..............

re-boot...India

........when da system hangs...u need to press the magic command..ctrl+Alt+del....to re-boot da system and get started afresh...so by this blog i want to re-boot certain situations which i encounter in my everyday life...can we re-boot....yss there is always an opportunity to correct the mistakes...to revisit our actions and our thinking.....re-boot India..........